I want you to laugh Someday, somewhere, somehow -- everything will be funny for everyone.
-- Robert Stone, Damascus Gate.

A Faith for the New Millennium
It's three words: Must be funny. It's the name, the whole doctrine and belief system, the one commandment, the discipline practiced by the faithful, the spiritual goal . . .more


must be funny Manual of faith and practice
Contents -- edition of 23 MAY 2006


1. Faith
Seriousness and original sin

The good news
Repentence
We realize we are powerless and cannot change by ourselves
Redemption, forgiveness and remission of sins
The last shall be first
Sacred meme
Backwards compatible
Traditional/funny religion conversion chart
No religion

Funny is as funny does
Serious in pursuit of funny is no vice
The true believer and salvation
All saved, all lost or who cares?
Obedience that comes from faith
Faith without works is dead
The Trickster

Redeeming Laughter by Peter L. Berger
Funny rapture
Divine intervention

2. Escaping temptation by the Serious One
The purpose trap
The time trap
The insanity attack
The identity trap
The righteousness trap
Boundary control
The Inquisition
Make it funny

Pure faith in funny

3. Funny science
True, false or funny?

The truth will set you free?
Mirror world
Third logical dimension
Flying in the third dimension
Laughter overrules lies
Quantum thought

Why funny?

4. Funny mission
Funny mission fields
Mbf mission statement
Missionary conversion
Spreading the sacred meme
Party a lot
Divinity school
Treat recruits as god

Funny sacrifice
Funny paranoia
The funny police
How to stay funny
And now for something completely serious
Mbf as obvious

Goal is funny production, not consumption
Funny performance
Funny promotion of bliss
Funny is a safe outlet for our energy

Energy and funniness
Two kinds of disbelief

Side benefits of missionary work
Quantum thought
Triple joke
Let us pray

Funny as higher consciousness

5. Building Funny world
The answer and the quest
The answer becomes a clue
Visions of funny future

Funny world: story, game or reality?
Funny world as play
Commedia dell'arte

Playing off serious world
Funny school and funny factory
Funny world
Funny world fantasy and science fiction
Funny nudity
Love and sex in funny world
Funny sex: hypersexuality

Funny history

6. Funny money
Talisman
Why funny money?
The funny money story
Funny money monstrosity

Funny money has no plans
Is funny money secular or religious?
The Church of the Almighty Dollar
Middle of the road religion
Funny money basics
Informal funny money
Funny money inflation

Funnies
Stage money
Build funny world: make funny money
Being and action

Funny money
Funny money adjusts to reality
What to do with funny money
The laugh standard
The $100/hr standard
Sex-based currency
Funny economics Q & A
The funny economy
Funny money and funny economy
We can't make what we can't measure
Don't be cruel

7. Funny games
It's only a game

Missionary game
Story game
Investment game
One-on-one network game
We're in an adventure game
Funny chaos
Game design
Funny money matching funds
Funny money and Time Dollars



Bizarro strip 4-9-2000

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Finite and infinite cheats

Funny consciousness is like kids cheating the system. It's bad and nothing special, other than how good we are at getting away with stuff. It's our secret, potentially infinite. Sex, drugs and rock 'n roll may be carriers, but it goes beyond that.

Any finite cheat or benefit is not enough in itself, but a secret system of unlimited benefits is experienced as transcendence, as becoming infinite, even before actual application.

Getting your way with triple logic? That's too abstract. It would need a specific application in everybody's life. The promise of an infinite secret is broader, and raises our consciousness before we do anything with it, an instant reward..

Then we can enjoy funny communion over our infinite joke, and look no further for satisfaction.

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The one important thing I've learned over the years is the difference between taking one's work seriously and taking one's self seriously: The first is imperative and the second is disastrous. -- Margot Fonteyn
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24 JUN 2009

Trips to funny world

An experimental addition to the mustbefunny website: Prescott, AZ trail maps, trips and photos for everyone, and guided tours for the faithful.

mustbefunny.org/trailtours
 
31 MAY 2009

Fool's paradise

Fool's paradise is an excellent goal, surely the highest realm of funny world. While it's commonly regarded as inferior and delusional, we know funny is the highest. If we should stumble upon paradise we can't stop there, but must press on until we've made it funny. .

The Catholics have already colonized this area:

Limbus Fatuorum:

The Limbus of Fools, or Fool's Paradise. As fools are not responsible for their works, they are not punished in Purgatory, but cannot be received into Heaven; so they go to a place called the Paradise of Fools.

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Drugs, prostitution and cycling

What exactly does Dutch tolerance look like, in an everyday way? Three things come to mind: drugs, prostitution, and cycling. In the Netherlands, all three activities are legal. All three can easily lead to happiness, provided that certain precautions are taken. Wearing a helmet while cycling, for instance.

-- p.20 The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner 2008

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22 MAY 2009

Funny dice

Dice and funny. I never put them together before. Dice are strong medicine, dangerous, not for everybody. But must be funny can make them safe. Whatever we ask must be funny.

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22 MAY 2009

Fool's gold and funny money

Some say we can't build a new funny economy without hard currency, and fool's gold fills the bill. Our official funny geologist, Donald Roth, says it can be found at the old Senator Mine. We're in the right place, Prescott, Arizona, founded as a mining town in the 1860s, with hundreds of abandoned mines in the area. We can organize funny treasure hunts.

Fool's gold is iron pyrite, FeS2, forming cubic crystals. Our funny coins will be cubes and used as dice. Fans of Luke Rhinehart's The Dice Man (Morrow, 1971) will know that dice throws can send us in random directions and generate funny chaos.

Oh, now I get Bizarro's May 19 cartoon. Bizarre coincidence.

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21 MAY 2009

Using Humor/Tossed in Space

Play.

When did we get so serious?

Stuart Brown says play is more than fun

A pioneer in research on play, Dr. Stuart Brown says humor, games, roughhousing, flirtation and fantasy are more than just fun. Plenty of play in childhood makes for happy, smart adults -- and keeping it up can make us smarter at any age.

 

13 APR 2009

Funny money

You may have noticed that serious money is going away, and this is causing some anxiety, but it's time to move on to new and better types of currency.

Funny money is by far the best, and this is where we're headed. Unfortunately it is so advanced that it's understood at present only by small children.

Funny money is money we make ourselves out of nothing. Now it's true that the government and the banks and financial geniuses learned how to do this and overdid it and got us into a mess. They were pretending it was serious money and even believed it. Their current failure may mean not only the end of serious money but also the end of their ability to issue fraudulent funny money.

Which means we must now turn to young children to find out how to make funny money. Give them paper and pens and stickers and scissors and glue and they'll go to work, meaning play. They may even pretend it's serious money, and conduct funny business, but it's all play-acting, and nobody takes it seriously.

Kids know how to do funny money right. Funny money must be funny, theatrical and worthless. The Wall Street wizards only got the worthless part right.

So here's the first research job to be done: Encourage children aged five to ten to make funny money and see what they do with it. Provide materials, parties, bribes, appreciation and respect. They are our teachers. We're trying to learn what they know. The age hierarchy is turned upside down. Funniness declines with age, and the older kids may try to play serious games.

We want this research project to continue, so that an ongoing group builds a funny world with their funny money. Everything in their funny world must be funny. Two key rules or instructions drive our efforts now and hereafter: (1) make funny money; (2) everything must be funny.

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12 APR 2009

From cats to kids

We can substitute children for cats in 6167. This has a lot of resonance, since we are trying to recover child consciousness, not just funny-clever egos.

The children, like the cats, are trying to preserve and manipulate their adult support system, so they can continue to play all day. More than that, they want to use the current crisis to build funny world to replace serious world, which they don't want to grow up in.

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10 APR 2009

Work and play

If we can earn the same amount for work or play, that makes work funny, an inferior choice because we've lost the childish ability to play. Then we exploit the people who can only work to support funny world and do what needs to be done in serious world.

If we were all to make the superior choice of funny play, who would do the work? This utopia is available now to the lucky few, and is a valid goal, where work is automated or turned into play.

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03 APR 2009

Money and consciousness

New currencies produce new ways of thinking and relating. They can assist us in our millennial evolutionary change. Time dollars tend to shift us away from ego into a more social consciousness. Funny money aims higher still, raising us to the higher consciousness of funniness. Our top goal and instruction is "make funny money."

Why then do we need time dollars? Because we are about 99% serious. Our funny economy doesn't stand a chance on its own. Time dollars, though stronger, has been struggling for the past twenty years. Maybe a strategic alliance can give them both what they need.

Working for time dollars is like a day job. At night we can play with funny money and develop our funniness. With practice, luck and talent we may break into the entertainment business full time promoting time dollars.

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02 APR 2009

Funny money

Funny money has an ancient definition as money we make ourselves without anything to back it up. Of course that's what's bringing the financial system down. It's all funny money now, so we might as well get in on the act. If we want to make money in the future we have to make it ourselves. This can be funny money out of thin air, time dollars from an hour of work, or barter currency that reminds us that we are the original source of wealth, not banks or governments.

We will add a new definition to funny money: Besides making it ourselves out of nothing, funny money must be funny. If it gets serious, we're moving into time dollars or barter or gambling or serious games. That places a boundary around funny money.

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02 APR 2009

New currencies

As the old money goes away we need to create new currencies to replace it. I'd like to present two new currencies, funny money and time dollars, which may do the job.

Funny money is informal, play money, good for games and entertainment and for learning how to create new currencies. It's an education, social and recruiting arm for time dollars. We will follow a path from funny money to time dollars and see how the two relate.

Time dollars are volunteer service hours recorded formally in an account for each worker, usually by nonprofits. The hours sometimes earn matching funds for the nonprofit, but are otherwise largely unappreciated. Nonprofits and NGOs throughout the world are in a position to become time dollars banks, with a global standard inflation-proof currency, to fill the needs left by the imploding discredited banks that are destroying their own currency.

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APRIL 2009
WIRED MAGAZINE/Scott Brown:

Everyone must be funny.

Because "funny" is becoming a language unto itself, the lingua franca of the wired world.

....I envision a future where humans communicate only in jokes.

 
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To move ahead we need a new set of lies.
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"How do I save my own life?" the poet asked.

"By being a fool," God said.
-- Erica Jong
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Do nothing. Time is too precious to waste.
-- Buddha
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He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.
-- Mohammed

 


April Fool's Day — the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-- Mark Twain

 

 

IF THE FOOL WOULD PERSIST IN HIS FOLLY HE WOULD BECOME WISE
-- William Blake, The Marriage of Heaven and Hell


 

Of all our senses, the most highly developed is nonsense.
-- Happy Oasis

 



WAFFLE IRON:

Why on earth would you want to iron a waffle? Wouldn't that just flatten out all the little squares? No, I believe waffles should be dry cleaned. Pancakes, of course, should always be ironed.

-- George Carlin, p.14, Brain Droppings, 1997
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Start off each day with a smile and get it over with. ~~ W. C. Fields

 

 


Top card in the deck. Funny trumps everything.
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