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24 OCT 2007

Funny money as administered by serious people

Funny money measures laughter. To make funny money you make people laugh. Laughter is measured in "ha"s. If you tell a joke to an audience of ten, who produce an average of ten has each, you make 100 has. We convert these to dollars one-to-one. We've already established that serious people are entitled to a minimum wage of $100/hr for anything, even being an audience. Funny people should make at least ten times as much.

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